Description
Dick Shaped Candy With An Attiude.
Tell 'Em To Suck It! Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3Oz Bag
$9.86
Sale price
$9.86
Regular price
$14.09
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Tell 'Em To Suck It! Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3Oz Bag
$9.86
Sale price
$9.86
Regular price
$14.09
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US Seller
Low stock — only 10 left
Shipping Information
- Free Standard Shipping — United States only
- Processing Time: 1–3 business days
- Estimated Delivery: 3–5 business days after dispatch
- Securely packed & discreetly shipped — plain box, no branding
- Tracking number sent via email once dispatched
- Orders over $250 require signature upon delivery. Taxes calculated at checkout.
Returns & Refund
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery.
Damaged or Defective Item
Free return shipping + replacement or full refund
Wrong Item Received
Free return shipping + replacement or full refund
Change of Mind
Return shipping at customer's expense · Item must be unused & in original packaging
All returns require a Return Authorization (RA) number before sending.
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California Proposition 65 Warning
Some products sold on this website may expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
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General Product Safety Advisory
Always read the product label, instructions, and safety warnings before use. Do not use damaged or modified products. Store products in appropriate conditions as specified by the manufacturer.
Keep all products out of reach of children unless specifically designed for their use.
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All products sold by Personal Crave are 100% authentic, sourced directly from authorized brand distributors. Product colors and dimensions may vary slightly from images due to screen calibration and manufacturing tolerances.
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Body-Safe Material
Free of phthalates, BPA & latex
Authentic Product
Sourced directly from verified brand
Easy to Clean
Rinse with mild soap and warm water
Discreet Delivery
Plain packaging, no labeling outside
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is Suck A Bag of Dicks candy? A: Suck A Bag of Dicks is an adult-themed candy that comes in a pecker shape, designed to be a humorous party favor.
- Q: How many pieces are in a bag? A: Each bag contains over 100 pieces of candy, ensuring plenty for sharing at parties or events.
- Q: What flavors does the candy come in? A: The candy is available in delicious fruity flavors, making it a tasty treat for adults.
- Q: Is this candy suitable for all ages? A: No, this candy is intended for adults due to its explicit design and is not suitable for children.
- Q: What is the weight of the candy bag? A: The bag weighs 3 ounces, making it easy to handle and distribute at gatherings.
- Q: Can this candy be used as a gift? A: Yes, it can be used as a funny gift for adult occasions, such as bachelor or bachelorette parties.
- Q: How should I store the candy? A: Store the candy in a cool, dry place to maintain its freshness and flavor.
- Q: Is the candy made with any specific materials? A: The product details do not specify materials, but it is advisable to check the packaging for ingredient information.
- Q: What occasions are suitable for this candy? A: This candy is great for parties, adult-themed events, or as a gag gift for friends.
- Q: Is there a warranty or satisfaction guarantee? A: Typically, food products like this do not come with a warranty, but customer satisfaction may vary; check the seller's return policy for details.