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Description
The ProblemBotched brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The Solution is Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee. For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5 inches wide on top and is 4.5 inches long. Infinitely reusable, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (USA-made double-sided body tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is 100 percent polyester faux fur. Choose between the following 3 colors in traditional shape (Michael Jackson's Hair, The Carpet Matches the Drapes or Natural Pink), 2 colors of tree shape (Christmas Tree or Hanukkah Bush), Red Heart or Lucky Shamrock Green.Using Kitty Carpet is easy: 1) (optional) Trim your Kitty Carpet to the desired shape. 2) Peel off at least one included Quick Fix Stick and stick it to the non-fuzzy side of Kitty Carpet. 3) Adhere your Kitty Carpet exactly where you think it should go. Contains: 1 carpet with 24 pieces of Quick Fix Sticks Measures: approximately 4 1/2 inches x 3 1/2 inches x 1/5 inch (11.5 x 9 x 0.5 cm) Faux fur made in China/Quick Fix Sticks made in USA *) ..*) .*) (. (. The Fashion First Aid - Team
Q: What is the Kitty Carpet?A: The Kitty Carpet is a reusable downstairs toupee designed to provide coverage for areas that may need a little extra help, such as after a botched Brazilian wax or a stray shave.
Q: How do I use the Kitty Carpet?A: To use the Kitty Carpet, trim it to your desired shape if necessary, peel off one of the Quick Fix Sticks, and adhere the carpet to the desired area.
Q: What are the dimensions of the Kitty Carpet?A: The Kitty Carpet measures approximately 4.5 inches long and 3.5 inches wide.
Q: Is the Kitty Carpet reusable?A: Yes, the Kitty Carpet is reusable. It comes with double-sided adhesive Quick Fix Sticks that allow for repositioning and reapplying as needed.
Q: What colors and styles are available for the Kitty Carpet?A: The Kitty Carpet is available in several colors and styles including blonde, pink, black, red heart, shamrock green, Christmas Tree Green, and Hanukkah Bush Blue.
Q: Is the material safe for skin?A: Yes, the Kitty Carpet is made from 100% polyester faux fur, ensuring it is soft and safe for skin contact.
Q: Can I trim the Kitty Carpet to fit my needs?A: Absolutely! The Kitty Carpet can be trimmed to any shape or size, making it customizable to suit your preferences.
Q: What occasions is the Kitty Carpet suitable for?A: The Kitty Carpet makes an ideal gag gift for bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, Valentine's Day, or for anyone with a good sense of humor.
Q: Where is the Kitty Carpet made?A: The faux fur of the Kitty Carpet is made in China, while the Quick Fix Sticks are made in the USA.
Q: How do I clean the Kitty Carpet?A: To clean the Kitty Carpet, gently spot clean with a damp cloth. Avoid machine washing to preserve the material.
